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2024-11-07 01:09Z

Would you be willing to help me escape?

it all hinges on where from, and where to

2024-10-26 19:16Z

Somewhere around 2003, I decided to become human. Now, I suffer the consequences. Have you ever had a similar experience?

can't say i have, personally i quite enjoy the consequences

2024-10-15 17:46Z

please give me a brief summary about why George is so much better than you. thanks!

everyone is always saying “consume GEORGE” or “don't consume GEORGE”. however, no one really has a choice in the matter. GEORGE exists in all of spacetime; everyone is consuming microGEORGE and especially nanoGEORGE at all times. you’re breathing it, it's in your bloodstream, it's embedded in all of your tissue, and it's obviously in any food you eat. since life evolved in the presence of GEORGE, you probably couldn’t live without it.

2024-09-29 12:40Z

horse

many people are saying this!

2024-08-18 10:04Z

Why is FFBM a webapp?

i originally created it on a computer i didn't own, and which had no useful development software installed on it besides notepad and a browser, so the only feasible way to create a computer game on it was 'website'. and then it's stayed that way ever since due to inertia

2024-07-28 23:33Z

miau

meow moew mewmeow meowmewmeowmeow myaow meowmeawwmeow

2024-04-08 19:12Z

You are cool!

thanks!

2024-03-08 00:50Z

wfasdfasdf

yeah,

2024-02-15 02:27Z

deez?

perhaps

2024-02-07 10:12Z

horse

th'orse

2023-12-15 21:17Z

choice of beveridge on any given day?

coffee is nice

2023-11-04 14:41Z

have you ever considered: ŋ?

all the time

2023-11-04 00:40Z

xu ckaji

lo'e xirma cu nobli danlu

2023-11-01 22:34Z

who should I kill? (I'm the killer)

the killee, surely

2023-11-01 22:33Z

what book should I read

the algorithmic beauty of plants by przemyslaw prusinkiewicz and aristid lindenmayer

2023-11-01 22:11Z

have u ever fallen in love w a stranger or experieced deep connection similarly? if your most (perhaps even idealistically) beloved person was next to you what thing within walking distance would you show them? what's your favorite meal? who influences you most?

well, once you have an emotional connection with someone, they aren't a stranger any more are they? there are certainly people who have gone from one to the other for me though
there is a park nearish here with no lights in it at all, and you can kind of see the stars from it at night. not very well because you're still in the middle of a huge city but i think that is a cool thing
every time i make something, it is a new meal, different in many subtle ways from the last time i made it.
everything influences me in some way or another, my being is the sum total of literally everything i have ever experienced.

2023-11-01 22:01Z

what's something you think everyone should know

being mean to yourself does not solve anything ever

2023-11-01 21:55Z

how are you so gorgeous

i can't help it :)

2023-09-13 15:40Z

when will you answer this question?

2023-11-11 00:47:44Z, but i won't publish it until 2024-10-26 18:52:20Z, because i'm very good at not procrastinating

2023-09-13 01:45Z

This site is cool. You are cool. I think.

thank you!

2023-07-18 14:29Z

hey! i like your music.

thanks!

2023-07-09 13:46Z

Will you ever come back to BlogNomic or Werewolves revamped?

i've thought about rejoining blognomic a little bit but i don't really have the time to join more online communities right now.
i probably won't rejoin werewolves revamped, i don't particularly want to join more discords since i don't really enjoy it as a platform.

2023-06-15 07:16Z

What question(s) wouldn't you answer?

so far the only questions i've not answered are random spam

2023-06-14 02:47Z

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2023-06-06 20:14Z

are you secretly a sentient cone

don't tell anyone

2023-06-04 19:14Z

what happened to archive of early code guessing competitions from 2021? can we have it back somehow?

lyricly (i think) has them hosted as the earliest 5 rounds here.

2023-06-03 05:45Z

least ideal outift?

tent

2023-05-29 00:14Z

re: ideal outfit? [2023-05-26 23:42Z] such as?

i can't possibly describe it. it is after all incomprehensible

2023-05-27 14:13Z

nja?

nja!

2023-05-27 11:12Z

what do you use to host this website?

nginx

2023-05-26 23:42Z

ideal outfit?

one that is utterly incomprehensible to the mind of anyone who views it

2023-05-23 17:28Z

besides cones what is your favorite shape

i have enjoyed the rhombicuboctahedron recently

2023-05-22 15:59Z

Are you spiritual, superstitious, or a little bit stitious? Are there any supernatural concepts that you think could be possible or at least remotely plausible?

i don't think i am particularly, though it can be fun and interesting to think about

2023-05-22 15:11Z

how many. seriously. how many. i've been trying to figure this out for millenia. how. many. how fuck*ng many. please. i beg of you.

all of them

2023-05-22 10:52Z

cone?

cone!

2023-05-22 10:18Z

What is objectively the best colour?

i don't know about 'objectively' but i quite enjoy #e79e00 and #df73ff

2023-05-22 08:58Z

if you when the, the when (as opposed to the), should one when the when or the (when the) the the when?

yes.

2023-05-22 06:57Z

mjau mjau (mjauu mew meow :3) mjaumjau, meow? :3c

meow !

2023-05-22 04:16Z

how does one make a questions page such as this one ?

this page contains an html form which, when submitted, sends your question as a post request to the cgi script /misc/submit-question.cgi. this script saves the submitted question to a text file on my server.

i then periodically copy the questions in that file to questions.txt in my site repo, which i can add the answers to. this file is subsequently processed by questions.lua as part of the build process for my site, which generates the page you're looking at now.

this is how my questions page works; there are probably a few other ways you could do it too

2023-05-22 00:36Z

when you what it to when does have what when does to not be have it yet?

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

2023-05-22 00:21Z

what is the significance of "323"?

the name 'ubq323' is a mostly random arrangement of characters, chosen only to look vaguely aesthetically pleasing. i don't believe any part of it ever had any significance besides that

2023-05-22 00:15Z

can i blow you up with a gun

try it and see

2023-05-22 00:15Z

do you have enough friends or are you on the market for more?

the two aren't mutually exclusive; i don't feel like i have an insufficient number of friends, but also i definitely enjoy becoming friends with new people

2023-05-22 00:06Z

what is your opinion of skeletons

skeletal, skeletous, skeletular,.... skeletastic

2023-05-22 00:06Z

what do you deem?

i find many things deemable, though i don't deem everything.

2023-05-22 00:03Z

what is the first question asked on this page

not this one